LeMons Houston Car Inspections: Incredible Quantities of Nissan Zs, Mustangs, plus Cookie Monster Warlord

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The 24 Hours of LeMons Traveling Circus has been coming to MSR Houston since way back in 2008, when the 10th-ever LeMons race took place here. The LeMons Supreme Court inspected about 80 vehicles today, which meant— because this is Texas— something like a dozen apiece Fox Fords and Nissan Z Cars in addition to the usual assortment of weird machinery. Let’s see what we’ve got fixin’ to race on Saturday!

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In honor of a beloved local creature, here’s the LeMons Supreme Court’s traditional BRIBED stencil for this race.

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Speaking of generous bribes for the LeMons Supreme Court, what’s going on here?

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As is always the case when we come to Texas, we have tremendous quantities of Mustangs and Nissan Zs. We’ve got early Foxes, late Foxes, a Mustang II, 240s, 280s, 300s, the works.

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This bunch of Ford Focus fanatics could have convinced us that they sold enough parts off their insurance-totaled SVT to make it a legitimate $ 500 car, but they neglected to bring any sort of paperwork documenting the cost of stuff bought and sold. Uh-oh!

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Also not convincing the LeMons Supreme Court of his team’s budgetary bona fides was automotive writer (and member of the winning team at the third-ever LeMons race) Jack Baruth and his team’s very clean Porsche 944 Turbo.

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Speaking of car journalists with Porsche 944s, Stef Schrader is back with her Porsche 944.

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The electric-powered Datsun Fairlady of Hoonatic Racing made its LeMons debut two years ago, and it appears that a battery upgrade may push the one and only LeMons EV up to a never-before-achieved top speed of 60 mph.

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Another car that made its LeMons debut in 2012 was the Ratsun Racing Datsun 210ZX. Three races later, this car has a KA24 engine swap, but has a total of 13 laps finished in its LeMons racing career. Class C, again!

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Inspired by the famous Jihadist Cookie Monster Toyota painting, TARP Racing created the Cookie Monster Warlord BMW E36.

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What makes a Porsche 914 slightly less reliable?

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A Subaru 2.5 engine swap, of course! With automatic transmission, the LeMons Supreme Court felt compelled to put this car in Class C.

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All the way from Vermont, the Bert One Racing Volvo 262C Bertone has come to Texas to pursue the elusive goal of an overall LeMons win.

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This chop-top Volkswagen Transporter had some innovative features, but wasn’t quite ready to pass the tech inspection on its first try.

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Once a few safety upgrades are completed, the center-drive VW Bus should hit the track on Saturday.

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While all that was going on, the guys from Street Outlaws showed up with their “Pee On Neon” race car, complete with roof-mounted urinating mannequin. Will they do better in LeMons than Freiberger and Finnegan did with their ’73 Plymouth Fury? We’ll find out tomorrow!

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